What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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