cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
You're like the curious george of whores
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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