do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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