Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
wakey wakey hands off snakey
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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