i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Couch. On fire.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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