ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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