gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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