Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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