I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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