your room smells of hookers.
And success
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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