I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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