My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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