Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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