Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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