you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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