We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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