Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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