"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Just pee around me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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