paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
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I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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