if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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