Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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