The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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