Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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