haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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