addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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