We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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