I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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