I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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