I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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