some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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