Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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