I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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