Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it's great music for shaving your balls
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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