have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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