i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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