Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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