Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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