On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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