she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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