I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
