She's JV to your varsity
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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