I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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