You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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