The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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