i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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