Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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