we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize
