yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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