I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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