i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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