hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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