Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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