love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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