Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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